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“the boy threw a bottle out the window, right?  then another little boy was outside and he looked at it.  so then he’s like “oh look, a bottlefly.”  then after that it hit him and it bit him because it’s a monster bottle, all right?”

“there was a man, right, he got on a boat.  then he’s in the middle of a ocean and the boat was sinking.  then he was like ‘help help’ then another boat came.  then he got on that boat and that boat started sinking, the second boat.  then the third boat came and he got on that boat and that started sinking.  after that, the guy was like ‘help help’ and a god was like ‘i sent you three boats already!’

the end.”

“there was a black man a chinese man a white man, right? there was a genie too.  so after that the genie said to jump off the cliff and you have to make a wish.  while you’re falling down.  so the black man jumped off the cliff and he said “girls!” and he landed in girls.  then the chinese man jumped off and he said “rice!” and he landed in rice.  then the white man ran, he tripped over the rock, he said “s-h-*-t” and he landed in doo-doo.  funny right!????”

a student told me this joke isn’t it great 

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